"It’s Fine. I’m Fine. Everything’s Fine." Dumpster Fire Keychain – Funny Hand Stamped Gift

£14.51

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Because sometimes life is a dumpster fire—and now your keychain can match.

This hilarious hand-stamped keychain says exactly what you're thinking: “It’s fine. I’m fine. Everything’s fine.” Complete with a flaming dumpster graphic, it's the perfect accessory for anyone living in organized chaos with a sense of humor.

🔹 Product Features:

Hand-stamped design featuring a dumpster fire and relatable phrase
Made from your choice of lightweight aluminum or durable stainless steel
Matte finish—won’t tarnish, discolor, or wear down
Compact size: ½" tall x 2" wide—pocket-friendly and portable
Optional custom personalization on the back (names, dates, messages)

🎁 Perfect for:

Burnt-out coworkers
Friends with a sarcastic streak
Graduates, moms, teachers, students, and anyone just hanging on
A little self-gift to say “you’re doing great (sort of)”

💡 Why You'll Love It:

This keychain is equal parts funny, functional, and relatable. Whether you’re gifting it or keeping it for yourself, it’s a daily reminder that even when everything feels like it's on fire... you're still here.

Add a personal touch or grab it as-is—either way, it's a small win for your key ring.

SPECIFICATIONS:

• The keychains (excluding hardware) are 1/2" wide by 2" long

• The keychains are created from your choice of durable, rustproof aluminum or stainless steel.

• The hardware is stainless steel.

• A personal message can be added to the back of the keychain (Max. 30 Letters and spaces) by choosing that option at the time of order. It will add the back personalization fee to your cart. Deleting this charge will result in your personalization being ignored.

• Please be sure to read the description and follow any text limits regarding your customization requests. Failure to adhere to these limits so may delay your order. If the text you would like to request will not fit within these limits, please contact us to discuss your options.

• Hand stamping is a much more durable and permanent method of creation than engraving or printing (sublimating) text onto metal. The design will not wear off like paint or ink and is much more deeply set into the metal than most engraving.

• EACH design and letter is individually hammered, one strike at a time, BY HAND. Because of this, there will be some variations in the spacing, depth of the designs, and placement. This is not to be considered a defect, but instead a part of the unique character of the piece. No two pieces will ever be exactly alike.

• Your gift will be shipped ready to give, tastefully carded, and tucked into a clear protective poly-sleeve. A gift box can be added if desired by choosing that option.

• All items are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail unless a shipping upgrade is chosen to add faster options. During high volume periods (around major gift-giving holidays), we ALWAYS recommend that you choose one of our expedited shipping options (typically a few dollars more). These options will help ensure your gift meets its deadline and include insurance.

• "GREEN" THINKING: The sustainability of our planet is important to us and we try to help reduce our environmental impact whenever possible. Our standard packaging is completely recyclable, from the cardboard box and non-toxic, recycled content paper fill to the card and BOPP sleeve. We process all orders using electronic means (tablets) and do not include a receipt in the package to avoid unnecessary paper waste. We use natural and LED lighting in our studio. Our precious metals are refined at a location that is environmentally and energy responsible. We recycle all acceptable waste/scrap metal to help reduce our landfill footprint.

• We source many of our supplies and materials from other small domestic businesses, so purchasing from us helps other small businesses as well.

• Please be aware that the photos shown are simply a representation of previous items I have created and may not be exactly what you receive, as each item is uniquely created just for you at the time you order.