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We accept Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover, JCB, Diners Club, Elo, ShopPay, ApplePay, GooglePay, FacebookPay and PayPal. 

Any orders paid via e-check or other method that is not immediate will not be created/shipped until the payment has cleared before shipping. We will begin creating custom orders / ship once we receive notification that the funds have been deposited by our payment processor.  This can often take 7-10 business days. 

SHIPPING (Updated September 2021)

We use USPS and FedEx for shipping.   "Standard" shipping is via USPS First Class Mail.  As USPS is still seeing some delays, we strongly recommend FedEx 2Day shipping for all time-sensitive orders.  FedEx packages generally seem to be on-time, with a few scattered exceptions.

Most orders ship within 1-2 Business Days.  Business days do not include Saturday, Sunday or major US Holidays.  

With USPS or "Standard" shipping,  packages will be picked up the next USPS business day after the order is marked "shipped". USPS does not pick up on Sunday or postal holidays. A list of postal holidays can be found here:

FedEx orders are dropped off every evening, Monday-Friday.  Orders with Fed Ex shipping will frequently be shipped the same or next business day after they are placed.  FedEx does deliver on Saturday to most locations.  Current service delays for FedEx can be found here:

When your order is shipped, a tracking number will be emailed to you so you can follow it's progress.  

International orders are welcome! We've shipped WORLDWIDE.

*UPDATE* - USPS has suspended shipments to a number of countries, listed here:  We have also suspended shipping to the UK due to Brexit/VAT issues until we can work out the process.  

All INTERNATIONAL ORDERS are shipped using USPS International First Class mail.   We are able to ship outside the US with FedEx, but as pricing varies by location please contact us for a quote.  Due to Covid-related delays, please keep in mind that packages being shipped outside the US can take anywhere from 2-12 weeks to arrive.  As these are difficult to predict and based upon a multitude of factors (short-staffing at hubs, customs delays, reduced flights outside the United States, etc.), we are unable to estimate how long your package may take to arrive. 

During the holidays, it can take even longer to arrive due to delays in customs. There is limited to no tracking for some international orders once they leave the United States, and some high-risk countries (such as India or Italy) may be "at your risk", since we are not responsible for the package once it's scanned into the postal service system in the US.  Please contact us if you would like to order and your country is not an available destination or if you would like a FedEx shipping quote.  

Please note, every country can vary in terms of customs tax and regulations, it is the buyer's responsibility to know your country's customs regulations and laws.  Personalized items returned by the destination country's customs due to non-payment of duties or fees will not be refunded.   Non-Personalized items returned due to non-payment will only be refunded less shipping fees and a 20% restocking fee.  

If your purchase is a gift and need a gift note added, please mention that in the notes when you order.   

Insurance is available on your shipment for an additional fee (generally about $2.00). Please let me know if you would like your shipment to be insured at the time of purchase. 


As a rule, there are no returns or refunds on custom or clearance merchandise, unless we have made an error. Please contact us in the (hopefully unlikely) event that there is a problem with any of our creations and we will make every effort to make it right or find a solution that works for both of us.  If there is an error made by us, we will replace the item at our cost.  We are not responsible for entry errors/typos made by the customer and thus urge you to double check all personalization before submitting your order.  

Non-customized returns for reasons other than a shop error must be initiated within 7 days of receipt of the item and approved by the shop in advance.  To begin this process, please contact me at within 7 days of receiving the item.  Once the return has been approved, the item will need to be returned in new, unused condition to our studio within 21 days.   We strongly advise that it be sent with tracking, as we will not refund any item until it reaches our studio and can be inspected.  Another benefit of tracking is that if it shows that the item is delayed by the postal service and normally would have arrived back to us within the 21 day window, we will be able to see the delay was outside the buyer control and will accept "late" returns.  

Forced returns / refused packages will not be refunded and the customer will be responsible for return shipping to them. All packages returned to us without prior authorization will be held for 3 months and then recycled. 


The customer will be charged full shipping costs for all refused shipments or shipments that USPS returns to our shop due to incorrect address entry by the customer.  

If the package is to be reshipped, the customer will have to pay for all additional postage to return the item to them.   Please be sure that your address info is correct at the time of order and that for any packages shipped as gifts outside the US the recipient is expecting the gift and that there may be duties or taxes.  


On International orders, customs and import duties may be applied once the shipment reaches its destination. These charges are the responsibility of the recipient of your order and will vary from country to country. Contact your local customs office for details. 

We are not able to influence local delivery practices. The time it takes to get your order from the local post office to your recipient's address can vary widely from country to country. Delivery may be delayed by customs/import duties and local postal requirements.


In accordance with applicable law, Completely Hammered collects sales tax on orders shipped within the states of Indiana and Washington.  


Completely Hammered reserves the right to photograph your customized pieces and post those photos online for selling purposes. However, we will never, in any way, publish any item with personal information (Phone #, address, last name, etc), divulge your personal information to the public or sell your information. Each design is photographed to prepare for listing in our online store.


If you require any more information or have any questions about our Terms of Service, please feel free to contact us by email at


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