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"Shut up, Liver... You're fine" Bottle Opener Keychain

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Looking for a fun way to crack open your favorite brew? Look no further than the "Shut up, Liver... You're fine" bottle opener keychain! This custom bottle opener is hand-stamped with this hilarious phrase that will have you and your friends laughing every time you use it. Plus, its compact design makes it easy to carry around wherever you go - so whether you're hitting up a summer BBQ or just cracking open a cold one after work, this funny bottle opener has got your back. So go ahead and let loose - because with the "Shut up, Liver... You're fine" keychain in hand, nothing can stop your good times!

  • Custom bottle opener lets you pop open your favorite drinks with ease
  • Hand stamped design adds a personal touch to your keychain collection
  • Convenient size allows you to carry it wherever you go, so you'll never be without a bottle opener again


  • •The bottle opener (excluding keychain hardware) is 3 1/4 x 1 1/2 inches (8.255 x 3.81 cm)

  • •The bottle opener is anodized aluminum and keyrings are stainless steel

  • •A personalized message can be added to the back (maximum of 20 characters and spaces) by choosing that option. This will add the additional charge to your cart and give you access to the field to enter the personalization information. This site can help you with the number of characters:

  • •Please be sure to read the description and follow any text limits regarding your customization requests.  Failure to adhere to these limits so may delay your order.   If the text you would like to request will not fit within these limits, please contact us to discuss your options.

  • •Hand stamping is a much more durable and permanent method of creation than engraving or printing (sublimating) text onto metal.  The design will not wear off like paint or ink and is much more deeply set into the metal than most engraving.  

  • •EACH design and letter is individually hammered, one strike at a time, BY HAND. Because of this, there will be some variations in the spacing, depth of the designs, and placement. This is not to be considered a defect, but instead a part of the unique character of the piece.  No two pieces will ever be exactly alike.

  • •Your gift will be shipped ready to give, tastefully carded, and tucked into a clear protective poly-sleeve.  A gift box can be added if desired by choosing that option. 

  • •All items are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail unless a shipping upgrade is chosen to add faster options.   During high volume periods (around major gift-giving holidays), we ALWAYS recommend that you choose one of our expedited shipping options (typically a few dollars more).  These options will help ensure your gift meets its deadline and include insurance.  

  • •"GREEN" THINKING:  The sustainability of our planet is important to us and we try to help reduce our environmental impact whenever possible.  Our standard packaging is completely recyclable, from the cardboard box and non-toxic, recycled content paper fill to the card and BOPP sleeve.  We process all orders using electronic means (tablets) and do not include a receipt in the package to avoid unnecessary paper waste.  We use natural and LED lighting in our studio.   Our precious metals are refined at a location that is environmentally and energy responsible. We recycle all acceptable waste/scrap metal to help reduce our landfill footprint.

  • •We source many of our supplies and materials from other small domestic businesses, so purchasing from us helps other small businesses as well.     

  • •Please be aware that the photos shown are simply a representation of previous items I have created and may not be exactly what you receive, as each item is uniquely created just for you at the time you order.

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